Pubic Hair Growth
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I think you should stop listening to your brother.
His brother, he is the Messiah! He speaks the truth!
He’s not the Messiah! He’s a very naughty boy!
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THE MESSIAH IS A NAUGHTY BOY!
Ahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Why would you want it to grow faster? I spend good money on getting rid of the stuff!!
Yeah, it works…as long as you don’t mind having salmonella-laced pubic hair!
I hope that wasn’t a “low blow” to the peanut industry…
haha good one!
This is from some older movie called like “the peanut butter experiment” or somesuch nonsense. Kids made a hair growth tonic out of peanut butter and got rich making brushes out of all the hair they grew. one kid totally put it on his pubes too.
awwww…. I miss that movie, I haven’t seen it in so long. I remember when it was on tv like every Saturday.
Thank God that that’s like the one movie I’ve never seen.
I believe that on a scale of 1 wtfs to 10 wtfs, this get’s a 7.
Mmmmm. Considering what I’ve read I’d say more of a 6 but it’s still kind of up there
Oh boy.
First, wtf?
Second, your brother is mean.
Third, you’re a freak.
Fourth, no.
wtf wtf wtf
Pubic hair grows the fastest (like other hair and nails) when a man is anticipating sex.
However anticipation implies that you’ll be getting it at some point and considering what you’ve posted I really don’t think that’s going to happen.
I think you should try Bengay. Worked wonders for me.
Lmfao. Cannonball into a hopper of it.
Mmmmm yeah, strawberry jelly, oddly enough, does the exact opposite; bald as a baby down there now. The two mixed though is a whole new experience altogether…
If you do follow this method of cultivating pubic hair, be sure to warn any potential sexual partners with nut allergies of the dangers of anaphylaxic shock. A discrete tattoo on your scrotum with the words “may contain nuts” should do the trick.
that is creative humour….and likely to be tried by considerate idiots everywhere…
three things came up to my mind..
1. you’re brother is mean
2. you are stupid
3. why did i read thru the who entire thread
George Washington Carver would be spinning in his grave.
Although peanut butter is commonly used by the Bicentennial Bureau of Pubic Grooming (BBPG) on entry level disciples it does not promote hair growth. A mix of dried honey, SPAM, and hydrogenated habanero peppers has been used with great success by John Constantinople, winner of the 1967 World Pubic Mane competition of Iowa. I hope this answer adequately answers your question and points you toward a better pubic future.