Vampire Baby
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You fucking chav moron
lmao. yes. the baby is drinking your gf’s blood. it’s a monster.
ZOMG it’s like a vampire baby. What’s next? Wolf babies!
NO WAI
I think the girl would be having puppies then.. OH, imagine being that doctor….
oh dear…
HAHAHA. Ah that was a good actual out loud laugh.
omg! i actually burst out laughing when i heard this. you canNOT be serious. haven’t you ever taken a health class. damn. go read some pregnancy books.
…you’re a tool.
OMG…. they’re breeding.
Angels and ministers of grace defend us
did anyone else think “Renesmee” when they read this?
YESSSSS!
LOL I did that’s why I clicked on it! XD
Right away! I was thinking that it’s going to claw it’s way out of her at the same time, haha!
Yes, and I wanted to slit my wrists. What in the worl d happened to this poor child?
That’s great, and if I were a child, I might believe this sort of thing. Good question! However, I think you know the answer!
OMG ITZ TWILIGHT IRL :O:O:O
OMG!! Damn the book is becoming true! God please save us all!!!
Read a pregnancy magazine dumbass.
Retards continue to amaze me.
What a TWAT. What he doesn’t know is that I’M the one inside his girlfriend drinking the blood.
you’re a dumbass. i feel bad for you girlfriend because she’s pregnant with your sorry ass’s baby.
HAHAHAHA
thats one of the funniest things ive ever heard…
clearly someone didn’t pay attention in Sex ed.
dear god there breeding run run fast and far .
Judging by your question I would be more worried that you kid will be a fag.
Yes, the realm inside your girlfriend’s stomach is the land known as ‘Twilight’ and the baby is a vampire. Good luck raising that thing. :]
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Burn the witch! BURN HER! Anyone who harbors such a realm of filth and lies in their womb should be destroyed! BUUUURN HER!!!! And the baby too, unless it is a real vampire and not a Twilight disgrace. Click my name for an explanation.
Im surprised he knew where to stick his dick when he was getting her pregnant. I WANNA VAMPIRE BABY!!! i will hug her and love her and call her Renesemee.<3 ^^ Awwww, can edward be the father? NOT ROBERT PATTERSON, (ugly twat), i want THE REAL EDWARD!!!
this man isnt fit to be a father.
I was just looking for info about this when I found your post. I’m only stopping by to say that I definitely enjoyed reading this post, it’s really clear and well written. Are you going to post more on this? It looks like there’s more depth here for later posts.
/slap
Half vampire, half retard.
If I where you i’d go to a docter and have that evil thing taken out. If you read twilight than you know it rerely ends well. Unless you have a friendly vampire on standby your girlfriends gonna die when the baby eats his way out through her womb.
If your name is Edward and her name is Bella, that could be the case.
No you got to be f-en kiding me keep this s#*t off the internet unless your rilly going some ware with it people have real problems between races and not all have the nolage to handal a vanpire pregnace and with all the crap around the subjuct after working both side it’s little lugnuts like this that needs to get abducted and taught just how dangeras international relations are and just how hard it is to get info to save ones life if a girl gets prego with a vip baby. Grow the F up.
No, YOU grow the fuck up. Your spelling and grammar suggest that you’re about a thirteen-year-old bratty little shit that doesn’t know that women dont have monthly periods when they’re pregnant
If it feels like there is some thing eating your organs out and you got to the hospital and they find nothing. Seek help with a vanpire that knows how to handle a prego girl if vip and prego will ask them or try to find it on the internet. Q like that one ask a medical sight.