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Pancake Sin

April 2, 2009 – 5:00 am -

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Comment by RUSRS

Hang on…what “shape” is Jesus, anyway? And if it’s a sin to burn the pancakes, isn’t it also a sin to eat them? What if you had a leftover one and you fed it to the dog?

Comment by melliemel

Good point. Also, how burnt are they? Because, contrary to our anglicized version of history, Jesus was not white. He was actually of middle eastern descent, which means his coloring is like that of Iranians, Iraqis, etc. So, depending on how burnt the pancakes are, you might just end up in purgatory.

 
 
 
Comment by CAPTAIN

so you made jesus shaped pancakes to go to heaven?

 
Comment by Joey

Why eat Jesus when you can eat CHUCK NORRIS? No, you’re not going to hell. Unless you made the pancakes then burned them after you made them to intentionally smite Jesus. Then get ready for brimstone!

 
 
Comment by Hillary Stank

You need to get your ass beat! Jesus pancakes are for Jews only.

 
Comment by anonymous

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh jeez! You better ask for forgiveness!

 
Comment by Lexi

Um, you were going to *consume* Jesus, but first you *burnt* him? And you’re scared about hell? Hmmm… I think that you have too many other issues to be scared about hell right now…

 
Comment by Cris

Yes, but you need to make ones looking like what you think Satan looks like, burn them, eat them, and jump off a roof. That should save you.

People are beyond stupid!

 
Comment by Bob O'Rly

Not likely. But just to be on the safe side I’d probably douse a few shrubberies around the perimeter of the house with lighter fluid and burn them as a sacrifice to repent for the sin.

 
Comment by shelley

are all of you above me retarded? that person can’t see your comments, dumb asses. grow a fucking brain, you look as stupid as 90% of the people on this fucking blog.

 
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Comment by shelley wins 2

rofl that is true. damn people.

 
Comment by Shelly 3

so, other people look at these that aren’t those people that posted the question and get a laugh from it so RELAX!!

 
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