Hang on…what “shape” is Jesus, anyway? And if it’s a sin to burn the pancakes, isn’t it also a sin to eat them? What if you had a leftover one and you fed it to the dog?
Good point. Also, how burnt are they? Because, contrary to our anglicized version of history, Jesus was not white. He was actually of middle eastern descent, which means his coloring is like that of Iranians, Iraqis, etc. So, depending on how burnt the pancakes are, you might just end up in purgatory.
Why eat Jesus when you can eat CHUCK NORRIS? No, you’re not going to hell. Unless you made the pancakes then burned them after you made them to intentionally smite Jesus. Then get ready for brimstone!
Um, you were going to *consume* Jesus, but first you *burnt* him? And you’re scared about hell? Hmmm… I think that you have too many other issues to be scared about hell right now…
Not likely. But just to be on the safe side I’d probably douse a few shrubberies around the perimeter of the house with lighter fluid and burn them as a sacrifice to repent for the sin.
are all of you above me retarded? that person can’t see your comments, dumb asses. grow a fucking brain, you look as stupid as 90% of the people on this fucking blog.
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Hang on…what “shape” is Jesus, anyway? And if it’s a sin to burn the pancakes, isn’t it also a sin to eat them? What if you had a leftover one and you fed it to the dog?
Good point. Also, how burnt are they? Because, contrary to our anglicized version of history, Jesus was not white. He was actually of middle eastern descent, which means his coloring is like that of Iranians, Iraqis, etc. So, depending on how burnt the pancakes are, you might just end up in purgatory.
yes
so you made jesus shaped pancakes to go to heaven?
Why eat Jesus when you can eat CHUCK NORRIS? No, you’re not going to hell. Unless you made the pancakes then burned them after you made them to intentionally smite Jesus. Then get ready for brimstone!
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You need to get your ass beat! Jesus pancakes are for Jews only.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh jeez! You better ask for forgiveness!
Um, you were going to *consume* Jesus, but first you *burnt* him? And you’re scared about hell? Hmmm… I think that you have too many other issues to be scared about hell right now…
Yes, but you need to make ones looking like what you think Satan looks like, burn them, eat them, and jump off a roof. That should save you.
People are beyond stupid!
Not likely. But just to be on the safe side I’d probably douse a few shrubberies around the perimeter of the house with lighter fluid and burn them as a sacrifice to repent for the sin.
are all of you above me retarded? that person can’t see your comments, dumb asses. grow a fucking brain, you look as stupid as 90% of the people on this fucking blog.
Haha that’s so true
rofl that is true. damn people.
so, other people look at these that aren’t those people that posted the question and get a laugh from it so RELAX!!