Holy Kidding Me

I’m getting “question deleted” from the Proof link. :/

That is DISGUSTING!

haha, i cant believe they deleted the question!

I’m really sorry, but I have to:
Is he talking about crunchy or creamy peanut butter? Sounds a bit nutty to me.

Microwave… Bets on strange lawsuits appearing against Jiffy in the next few months?

You’re a fucking pussy

All I know is that if you have peanut butter all over you penis, I’ll show you how “man’s best friend” can use his tongue for over an hour. When I’m finished with that, I’ll look like I’m “talking” for the next 15 minutes or so while I work on getting the peanut butter unstuck from the roof of my mouth!!

What a fucking cunt. You’re the worst kind of person. A stupid-ass christian nigger cunt. I hope you burn in a car wreck. Jesus, what a stupid asshole.

if the peanut butter contains particles of nuts, then no - you are not pure. Thrusting penis in any nuts is very unpure.

It all depends on if the peanut butter belongs to you and you love it. If it is yours and you love it then dip away, but if it isn’t Jesus will ride his dinosaur to your house and kill your dog

try mayo at least thats made from eggs so yes it does count as sex….. fuckin asshole

As a fellow promiscuous catholic, i can tell you that yes, you will still be pure in the eyes of our Holy God. At least thats what Father O’Malley said before he gave me my very first jar of lukewarm peanut butter, and showed me how to release my inner yogurt demons.

…..I don’t even know what to tell you kid….Get some pussy…this way you wont have to worry about any burning or any rabid animals coming up to eat the peanut butter off your junk….oh yeah and btw….the Catholic believe structure makes me and everybody else sick for you….wake up and realize that there is no just one correct religion that simply believing in something is all I ask….you fucking putts.

p.s. don’t tell any girls about your awcuard peanut fetish you fucking freak.

oh I won’t taint you baby. Bet your fagish little Jesus prick can’t touch the bottom. You, rover, the microwave and I are gonna have a real good time tonight. Just come on over to my pad when you are ready. I’ll be in the cabinet.

Peanut butter? Why not jelly?

if you do this on purpose then you will not be pure, but if you just so happen to trip and fall into the jar of lukewarm peanut butter, say while getting out of the shower…well that isnt your fault.

You could also trip into a convenient hole in a lukewarm watermelon or fresh apple pie (no other melons or flavors of pie, they are all agents of Satan).

thrusting your penis into nuts would make you gay and jesus (me) doesn’t like homos…

Hope his future wife isn’t anaphylactic …

not you won’t be pure because you are still masterbating so yes you are going to hell

Its OK if you use a condom. If you don’t you’re going to hell, and the jar of peanut butter will be a slut.

To be honest, if you are trying to think of ways to circumvent your religious ideals around a technicality you really need to sit down and examine what is important to you, and which is more important. Not what you’ve been told your whole life, but what YOU believe is the right thing to do.

In the end consider two things:

- The bible was ‘inspired’ by the divine, it isn’t a direct download so you can’t be certain on the technicalities anyway. It’s a collection of works by many authors edited over a long period and translated from an old language.

- If God would really condemn you to an eternity of torture for a little indulgence - and you are genuinely worried about it - is that really the sort of spiritual figure you want to be following.

But to answer the actual question - yes, regardless of whether its with your hand, a pillow or some warm sandwich spread its all the same thing. The general principle behind it is that willful use for pleasure and not procreation is a bad thing.

Bleh, I rant too much late at night.

The thrusting is cool…but if you make a sandwich later you are going straight to hell.

Does bible contain a list of materials in which I am allowed to thrust my penis in?

What is peanut butter?

I hope you throw away the peanut butter after your done…lol

As long as you don’t put it back in the cabinet, I say go to town my friend, and lock your door. I don’t even want to think about the ridicule you’d suffer if someone walked in on…that.

DO IT FAGGOT.

What a waste of peanut butter! That little Catholic fuck should be beaten to death by Christians with wooden baseball bats.

I WOULD LIKE EVERYBODY TO STRIP ME BARENAKED MUSH PUMPKIN GUTS BLACK FOREST CHOCOLATE MOOSE CAKE WITH VANILLA COOLWHIP CREAM&CHERRY JAM ON MY BALLS&COCK THEN SEXUALIZE MY BALLS&COCK WITH PUMPKIN GUTS BALCK FOREST CHOCOLATE MOOSE CAKE WITH VANILLA COOLWHIP CREAM&CHERRY JAM ON MY BALLS&COCK WHEN UR DONE SPREAD CHEESEWHIZ ON MY COCK THEN SEXUALIZE MY COCK WITH CHEESEWHIZ ON MY COCK AFTER THAT SUCK MY BALLS&COCK DRINK MY EJACULATION EAT MY EJACULATION DRINK MY PISS EAT MY PISS EAT MY SHIT&DRINK ALL MY DIARREA POOP SHIT!!!!

I WANT YOU ALL TO BLOW PINEAPPLES ON MY COCK FROM YOUR THROAT TO SEXUALIZE MY COCK WITH THE PINEAPPLE VOMIT ON MY COCK LIKE A BLOWJOB THEN I”LL EJACULATE&PISS THE PINEAPPLE VOMIT DOWN YOUR BLOODY THROAT!!!!

I WANT EVERYBODY TO TAKE SOME INDIAN SWEETS LADOOS THEN RUB THE INDIAN SWEET LADOOS ON MY BALLS&COCK THEN SEXUALIZE MY COCK BY RUBBING, CIRCLING THEN SMEARING THE LADOOS ON MY BALLS&COCK THEN I WILL EJACULATE&PISS ON YOUR FACE WHILE YOU ALL MASTURBATE ME. AFTER THAT I WANT YOU ALL TO FUCK MY BLOODY ASSHOLE, DIG MY POOP SHIT FECES OUT MY RECTUM THEN SMEAR MY POOP SHIT FECES ON MY BALLS&COCK

I WANT EVERYBODY TO TAKE SOME INDIAN SWEETS LADOOS THEN RUB THE INDIAN SWEET LADOOS ON MY BALLS&COCK THEN SEXUALIZE MY COCK BY RUBBING, CIRCLING THEN SMEARING THE LADOOS ON MY BALLS&COCK THEN I WILL EJACULATE&PISS ON YOUR FACE WHILE YOU ALL MASTURBATE ME. AFTER THAT I WANT YOU ALL TO FUCK MY BLOODY ASSHOLE, DIG MY POOP SHIT FECES OUT MY RECTUM THEN SMEAR MY POOP SHIT FECES ON MY BALLS&COCK!!!!

I WANT EVERYBODY TO STRIP ME BARENAKED MUSH BANANAS GARBAGE SLIME ON MY COCK, PLACE A CHEESESANDWICH&APPLES ON MY COCK THEN SIT ME DOWN, BEND ME OVER TO PUSH MY HEAD DOWN SO MY NOSE GOES THRU THE BANANAS GARBAGE SLIME CHEESESANDWICH&APPLES ON MY COCK SO MY COCK GETS SEXUALIZED WITH EVERYTHING ON IT WITH MY NOSE THRU IT ALL ON MY COCK THEN GET A CAMERA&VIDEO CAMERA TO TAKE PICTURE&FILM ME WHILE IAM AT IT BARENAKED AFTER THAT POST PICTURES&VIDEO ON INTERNET YOUTUBE LABLEING IT TUBGIRL!!!!

I WANT EVERYBODY TO STRIP ME BARENAKED WRAP AN INDIAN ROTI AROUND MY COCK WITH INDIAN DAAL CURRY CHICKEN MASALA&INDIAN FISH BOTI MUSHED ALL OVER&AROUND NAY COCK THEN SEXUALIZE MY COCK WITH THE ROTI WRAPPED AROUND MY COCK WITH THE DAAL CHICKEN MASALA&FISH BOTIS MUSHED ALL OVER&AROUND MY COCK ON YOUR NOSE WITH A CHEESESLICE BETWEEN MY COCK&YOUR NOSE THEN I”LL EJACULATE&PISS THRU THE CHEESE SLICE UP UR NOSTRILS WHILE YOU ALL MASTURBATE ME!!!!!

EVERYBODY STICK MY COCK IN A MCDONALDS DOUBLE BIG MAC BACON CHEESEBURGER&SEXUALIZE MY COCK WITH ALL THE HOT MELTED CHEESE, BEEF PATTIES DRESSING, LETTUCE, ONIONS, PICKLE, BACON&BUNS AROUND MY COCK BY MASTURBATING MY COCK IN THE BIG MAC DOUBLE BACON CHEESEBURGER MEANWHILE YOU ALL MASTURBATE ME GET A CAMERA&VIDEO CAMERA TO TAKE PICTURE&FILM MY COCK BEING SEXUALIZED IN IT THEN POST THE PICTURES&VIDEO OF MY COCK BEING SEXUALIZED IN THE BURGER ON INTERNET YOUTUBE LABELING THEM TUBEGIRL!!!!

I WANT EVERYBODY TO POUR FRENCH VANILLA ICE CREAM ON MY BALLS&COCK THEN SEXUALIZE MY BALLS&COCK BY RUBBING THE ICE CREAM ON MY BALLS&COCK WITH YOUR MIDDLE FINGER&WHEN YOU ARE DONE I WILL EJACULATE&PISS&SHIT ON YOUR FACE WHILE IAM MASTURBATING MYSELF WITH THE ICE CREAM ON MY BALLS&COCK AFTER THAT I WANT YOU ALL TO SUCK MY BALLS&COCK DRINK MY EJACULAYION EAT MY EJACULATION DRINK MY PISS EAT MY PISS EAT MY SHIT&DRINK ALL MY DIARREA POOP SHIT!!!!

EVERYBODY STRIP ME BARENAKED MUSH MILKSOAKED BREAD ON MY BARENAKED ASS&BARENAKED COCK THEN I WANT YOU ALL TO SEXUALIZE MY BARENAKED ASS&BARENAKED COCK BY KISSING THE MILKSOAKED BREAD OFF MY BARENAKED ASS&BARENAKED COCK!!!!!

I WANT EVERYBODY TO STRIP ME BARENAKED MUSH MILKSOAKED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES ON MY BARENAKED COCK THEN SEXUALIZE MY BARENAKED COCK BY RUBBING YOUR TONGES&NOSES ON THE MILKOSOAKED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES ALL OVER MY BARENAKED COCK!!!!

I WANT YOU ALL TO MUSH FRENCH TOAST ON MY COCK THEN SEXUALIZE MY COCK WITH THE FRENCH TOAST ON MY COCK THEN TAKE PICTURE&FILM MY COCK BEING SEXUALIZED WITH FRENCH TOAST MUSHED ONTO IT THEN POST THE PICTURES&VIDEO OF MY COCK BEING SEXUALIZED WITH FRENCH TOAST MUSHED ONTO IT ON INTERNET YOUTUBE LABELING PICTURE&VIDEO TUBEGIRL!!!!

EVERYBODY STICK MY COCK IN FRENCH VANILLA CAPPACHINO THEN SEXUALIZE MY COCK IN THE CAPPACHINO BY SWIRLING A DONUT WITH MY COCK IN THE CAPPACHINO WITH THE DONUT IN THE CAPPACHINO TO!!!

EVERYBODY DIP MY COCK IN A INDIAN SWEET MILKY RUSMALAI THEN SEXUALIZE MY COCK IN THE RUSMALAI BY MUSHING THE INDIAN SWEET MILK DUDS WITH MY COCK&DOUCING MY COCK WITH INDIAN SWEET MILK THEN I WILL EJACULATE&PISS ON A SIHKS TURBIN&A MUSLIMS PRAYER HAT&PRAYER DRESS TO!!!!

EVERYBODY CHEESE SLICE MELTED BETWEEN MY BALLS&COCK SO LICK THE MELTED CHEESE SLICE OFF MY BALLS&COCK THEN LIKE THE MELTED CHEESE SLICE YOU ALL LICKED OFF MY BALLS&COCK

EVERYBODY CHEESE SLICE MELTED BETWEEN MY BALLS&COCK SO LICK THE MELTED CHEESE SLICE OFF MY BALLS&COCK THEN LIKE THE MELTED CHEESE SLICE YOU ALL LICKED OFF MY BALLS&COCK!!!!!

Putting penis into peanut butter which sounds a lot like penis butter… just makes you gay!!

So short answer is… yes you are impure.

It is physically impossible for a pig to look up at the sky

No if you get a Catholic priest to molest a little boy then have him sprinkle holy water on the peanut butter just before you micro wave it your sins will be forgiven. But if you can get a nun to put her finger into the peanut butter before each time you ejaculate into the warm jar after the blessing by the priest, you will remain a virgin until you have real sex with a women. So masturbate away as long as you get the proper authority from the church.

Watch out American Pie, here comes Skippy Peanut butter…

AHAHAHAHAHAHAA

just make sure you use smooth peanut butter

Jesus fuck!

IAM COMING TO BREAK INTO YER HOUSE SO MUSH ORANGES ON MY COCK SEXUALIZE MY COCK WITH ORANGES MUSHED ON MY COCK THEN I”LL EJACULATE&PISS ALL OVER INSIDE OF YER HOUSE THEN I”LL SHIT VOMIT&HOARK ALL OVER YER HOUSE WHILE YALL MASTERBATE ME INSIDE YER BEDROOM!!!!!

Copy paste this to 5 more questions and in 5 mins a hot girl will have sex with you

fetish much?

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November 23, 2009 8:46 am
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November 23, 2009 8:46 am
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November 23, 2009 8:46 am
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November 23, 2009 8:46 am
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im done with this im a idiot

HEY YOU MARK? I WILL EJACULATE,PISS&SHIT ON UR BIG FAT BULGY FACE WHILE IAM MASTURBATING THEN I”LL STAB A WOUND ONTO UR BIG FAT BULGY BELLY AFTER THAT I”LL FUCK UR WOUND GIVING U ENIMAS WITH BLOOD URINE MILK PINEAPPLE JUICE WITH LOTS OF DIARREA POOP SHIT&WHEN IAM DONE I”LL SHOVE NUMBEROUS OBJECTS DOWN UR RECTUM THEN FUCK UR ASSHOLE WITH MY BALLS INSIDE UR RECTUM WITH CHEESESLICE MELTED BETWEEN MY BALLS&COCK GIVING U A GOATSE THEN I”LL DRINK IT OUT OF UR CUNT WHILE I INSERT MAGGOTS INTO UR ANUS AFTER THAT I”LL HOARK PISS SHIT&VOMIT ALOT INTO UR ANUS&WHEN IAM DONE I”LL AFFICIATE MYSELF BARENAKED ON UR BARENAKED BODY&DONT FORGET THESE WORDS MARK REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD U MARK THIS ISNT YOU URSELF TALKING ITS REALLT ANOTHER PERSON!!!!

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12YROLD SCARLETT POMERS AS KYRA HART FROM REBA TV SERIES WAS STRANDED IN METRO ZOO PARKING LOT IN TORONTO BY HER SCHOOL FIELD TRIP FROM HOUSTON TEXAS. SO WHEN IT BECAME NIGHTTIME KYRA CROSSED A FIELD TO EXIT THE PARKING LOT THEN A SCARECROW STARTED CHASSING HER ACROSS THE FIELD SO SHE FELL DOWN THE HILL AND THE SCARECROW JUMPED ONTO HER. THE SCARECROW STARTED RUBBING INDIAN SWEET LADOOS ON HER BALLS&COCK THEN WAS SEXUALIZING HER BALLS&COCK BY RUBBING THE LADOOS IN CIRCLES ON KYRAS BALLS&COCK WITH HIS FINGER THEN THE SCARECROW STUCK KYRAS COCK IN A MCDONALDS CHEESEBURGER THEN SEXUALIZED HER COCK WITH HOTMELTED CHEESE BEEF KETCHUP MUSTARD PICKLE ONION&BUNS AROUND HER COCK BY JERKING OFF HER COCK IN IT. SO KYRA RAN TO AN ABANDONED BARN THEN THE SCARECROW GOT A HOSE FROM THERE&SPRAYED ICE COLD FRENCH VANILLA ICECREAM ON HER BALLS&COCK2SEXUALIZE HER BALLS&COCK WITH THE ICE CREAM FROM THE FARMS HOSE!!!!!

27YROLD JODIE SWEETIN AS STEPHANIE TANNER FROM FULLHOUSE TV SERIES WENT TO THE BEACH IN CABO SAN LUCAS BAJA CALIFORNIA MEXICO WITH SOME FRIENDS. SOME STUPID OLD MEN STARTED BOTHERING HER TO GO EXERCISE IN THE WATER SO SHE REFUSED. SO THE MEN STRIPPED HER BARENAKED&STARTED DRAGGING HER BARENAKED INTO THE ICE COLD WATERS AFTER THAT THEY STARTED PULLING HER ARMS&LEGS MEANWHILE THEY WRAPPED AN INDIAN ROTI AROUND HER COCK THEN SEXUALIZED HER COCK IN THE ROTI WITH CURRYCHICKEN BOTY MASALA CURRYFISH BOTY MASALA&DAAL MUSHED ALL OVER AROUND HER COCK ON 10YROLD DAKOTA FANNINGS NOSE WITH CHEESESLICE BETWEEN HER COCK&HER NOSE. SO STEPHANIE WAS SCREAMING&EVERYBODY AT THE BEACH&IN THE WATER HEARD&LOOKED2 SEE WHATS GOING ON!!!!!

24YROLD HILARY DUFF WENT TO TORONTO WITH HER 2BOYFRIENDS TO ROB A HOUSE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD SECTION VERY CLOSE TO THE METRO ZOO FROM DETROIT. SO THEY WALKED INSIDE THE HOUSE WENT UPSTAIRS THEN A PEEWEE HUMAN ALIEN NAMED MR.OGG APPEARED IN THE ROOM&STARTED TAUNTING THEM. HILARY DUFF TRIED TO SHOOT HIM WITH HER GUN BUT MR.OGG DID SOME MAGIC TO MAKE HER GUN DISAPPEAR AS WELL AS ALL OF HER CLOTHES SO SHE WAS BARENAKED. MR.OGG PICKED HER UP WITH MAGIC CARRIED HER IN A ROOM IN THE BASEMENT THEN HE MUSHED BANANAS GARBAGE SLIME ORANGES PINEAPPLES ON HER COCK THEN PLACED A CHEESESANDWICH ON HER COCK SAT HER DOWN PUT HER HEAD DOWN SO HER NOSE GOES THRU ALL DA PINEAPPLES BANANAS GARBAGE SLIME ORANGES&CHEESESANDWICH ON HER COCK2SEXUALIZE HER COCK WITH HER NOSE GOING THRU IT ALL ON IT. AFTER THAT SHE FELL ASLEEP ON IT WHILE MR.OGG WENT2GET DA ODERS BUT BOTH THE BOYFRIENDS HAVE LEFT&MR.OGG LET IT ALL PASS&KEPT HER AS SHE WAS IN HIS HOUSE DOWN IN THE ROOM IN DA BASEMENT!!!!!

10-13YROLD GIRLS HAVE BIG COCK THAT GET SEXUAL!! 14-16YROLD GIRLS HAVE BIG COCK THAT GET VERY SEXUAL!! 17-33YROLD WOMEN HAVE BIG COCK THAT GET EXTREMELY SEXUAL!! NOBODY SHALL GET PREGNAT HAVE BABIES AT ALL REGARDLESS!!! PEOPLE SHOULD BE BORN WITH GOD&COME DOWN FROM SKY AS 10YROLDS&ALL PEOPLE SHALL BE 5FT TALL&WEIGH 85POUNDS!! NO BIGGER THAN THAT AT ALL REGARDLESS!!! ONLY WHITE SKIN BLOND HAIR RED HAIR BRUNETTE HAIR BLUE EYED&GREEN EYED PEOPLE&GIRLS SHALL LIVE&EXIST NO OTHER UGLY PEOPLE SHALL EXIST ANYWHERE AT ALL REGARDLESS!!! ALL BABIES&UGLY PEOPLE SHALL BE BURNT IN THE FIRE!!! CONSIDER AGES 34&UP IS TIME FOR DEATH!!!!!