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Sometimes Improvising Is Not A Good Idea

July 10, 2009 – 5:00 am -

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Comment by Jane Doe
 
Comment by Canaduck

He’s being funny.

I think.

…right?

 
Comment by DjStreamline

Actually, the only type of chip bag suitable for use as a condom, is something of the “Flaming Hot” or “Spicy” variety, in that the spices left over act as a natural “Spermicide”. This actually is one of the best pregnancy prevention techniques available. Try it once and you’ll see what i mean.

Comment by A Wuzza Whazza

DJstreamline is right, however another tactic is to lubricate yourself with either chillies, vinegar or leamon and using a plastic bag.

 
 
Comment by NobleDevil

……..(Opens Mouth)……..I’m above that joke.

 

it would take six years and 9 months of non-stop farting to produce enough gas to equal the power of an atomic bomb

 
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Comment by monkyhands

I find it hilarous that all the replies on there advise him to pull out early, use a sandwich bag or get his girlfriend plan B. Noone seems to think it is feasible for him to see his girlfriend without having sex - it appears to be impossible! WTF

 
Comment by monkyhands

HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

 
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