Actually, the only type of chip bag suitable for use as a condom, is something of the “Flaming Hot” or “Spicy” variety, in that the spices left over act as a natural “Spermicide”. This actually is one of the best pregnancy prevention techniques available. Try it once and you’ll see what i mean.
I find it hilarous that all the replies on there advise him to pull out early, use a sandwich bag or get his girlfriend plan B. Noone seems to think it is feasible for him to see his girlfriend without having sex - it appears to be impossible! WTF
Um, ouch!
He’s being funny.
I think.
…right?
Actually, the only type of chip bag suitable for use as a condom, is something of the “Flaming Hot” or “Spicy” variety, in that the spices left over act as a natural “Spermicide”. This actually is one of the best pregnancy prevention techniques available. Try it once and you’ll see what i mean.
DJstreamline is right, however another tactic is to lubricate yourself with either chillies, vinegar or leamon and using a plastic bag.
……..(Opens Mouth)……..I’m above that joke.
it would take six years and 9 months of non-stop farting to produce enough gas to equal the power of an atomic bomb
uummm…. OUCH!
I find it hilarous that all the replies on there advise him to pull out early, use a sandwich bag or get his girlfriend plan B. Noone seems to think it is feasible for him to see his girlfriend without having sex - it appears to be impossible! WTF
HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS