Holy Kidding Me

Yes it does

excellent question.
you see, the estrogen levels in Twilight are so erratic and spontaneous that they will most likely inhabit a human host in an unstable manner, thus causing homosexuality upon impact, depending on the estrogen levels. while this is rare, it is not improbable for this to happen to a perfectly healthy, straight male.
there are ways to check such as watching the film again and having your girlfriend (well, your girl__space__friend) try to notice certain symptoms.

1. when the film starts, do you get a sudden, inexplainable craving for a bowl of ice-cream such as chocolate, pralines and pecans or mocha.
2. when Edward is first seen in the movie do you exert a loud, feminine noise in a rush of excitement. this noise can vary from sounding like a small hyena being strangled by a large austrian or a dolphin being shocked by electric currents.
3. when the movie is over do you feel as if you LIKED the movie?

if you answer yes to all three you may want to watch fight club or 300 until the symptoms wear off one at a time. good luck to you.

its like watching gay porn. eventually you’ll turn. except its worse. i mean… a glittery vegetarian vampire? how much gayer can you get?